2009年1月25日 星期日

標準腐女


我真的是標準的腐女,而且還深深自得其樂當中
因為現在工作的關係不用出門,我只要接送小孩或載小小孩去playground
一個禮拜有看到一次天空就滿足了,剩下六天都待在屋內也怡然自得
像今天Piper早上十點來敲我房門問我要不要一起去看電影(我猜是Heidi叫她來的,大概她也怕我發霉吧)
我有想去啦,但是本人昨天想說放假來懶一下就沒有洗澡(事實上是每個禮拜都這樣…)
自覺不能這樣就出門,加上我也沒有睡很飽
只好跟她說抱歉,她今天有戴一頂可愛的粉紅小帽
我有誇她,也有說thanks for her inviting
上次Xmas David, Heidi給我的 bonus我只在休完假遇見他們時說了一聲謝
後來不經意聽Heidi在處理那些禮物提到在回thank-you note
阿美國人就是很假,自己送禮物,對方要回thank-you note,然後自己還要再寫一些話表示有收到感謝
我就側聽到一個人回Heidi's thank-you note說" Thanks for your thank-you note. Your parents must proud of your good manner."
整個就很搞工又很虛假啊,完全不是我的個性
話說回來華人送禮回禮的功夫也不少
這點我就做得非常差,看我從小到大送出去的生日禮物份數十根手指數得完就知道
因為我看很多人送禮送一送還要記得對方在自己生日有沒有回送回來,回送還不夠,還要算禮物的價值有沒有差不多
我覺得送禮就是要送一個"爽"而已啊,會讓我想送禮表示對方是我在乎的人,幹嘛還去算那些
而且本人非常討厭什麼生日節日送禮的習俗,如果你想對對方好,何必等到特定時日呢?
常覺得我這人懶到極致到底活著要幹嘛,想著想著還會想說"算了!懶得想了~"





一直有在思考像我這樣的人,怕麻煩怕責任怕羈絆,眼睛不好也不能打毛線,老了怎麼辦呀
今年看了兩部有關生小孩的電影:knock up, baby mama(兩個主角女星我都超愛),真的很打動我的心,很想就去未婚生子了…

2009年1月23日 星期五

全新比較"俗"啦~~




要在amazon買一本書,看到全新的書比二手還便宜,價差還不小
全新的一本6.99,二手一本27.80
啥??你說要響應環保,你是"盤子"嗎?

你又被我記一筆了

特地把我的衣服用extra delicate功能洗
不是衣服料子好,是料子太差我怕用一般洗法穿兩次就報銷
真不明白美國teenager怎麼都愛這種穿兩次就鬆垮垮的緊身衣
打折買一件也要十幾塊美金,是不貴,但是CP值低到吐魯蕃去了~

話說我前天趁著沒人要用洗衣機趕緊把衣服放下去洗
上次granadma好心幫我用低溫烘乾結果我的浴巾沒烘乾
也不知道為什麼我就是很恨衣服沒乾產生的霉味
所以那條浴巾我勉強用了一次就連忙湊一籃去洗
才洗完第一次的清潔劑正要開始清水洗淨
令我傻眼的事情發生了
那個自稱"老師"的人就從外面回來,看也不看裡面的衣服是誰的就把自己的臭襪子丟進去
天啊,襪底還黃黃的,不禁令我懷疑他多久洗一次襪子
害我當場瞪了洗衣機三分鐘,真的有衝動要把它們打撈出來
無奈旁邊有人…在這個家裡我的地位最小,臉皮薄可以透血管的我只能閉眼深呼吸當做了一場惡夢
唉~~還好我這次沒洗內褲…

雖然"老師"最近不知為何良心發現,對我態度變了一個人似的
還會叫我先吃飯再帶小孩,有時還說要幫我看著,還我以為聽錯了還"啊?啊?"半天
可是啊…我這人就是很要不得的愛記恨,會刻在牆上那種
也不能說狗改不了吃屎,因為我覺得這句話把人說成狗實在太沒禮貌,不符合我厚道的個性
今天才知道他的個性討人厭到他的家人都討厭他,沒人要跟他住,連和他聯絡都避恐不及
我就說嘛,我那有那麼愛看人不順眼,明明他的問題就很大
整天想當大爺,覺得別人都該伺候他,我X!
I can take your order but you are not supposed to order me!
對不起,我知道那是你的個性,你的心地並不壞,只能說你不得我緣吧!
說歸說我還不是每天要和你相處,OMG我的悲慘日子快來了,grandma要回台灣兩個月
我真怕到時和他相處不來包袱款款就走人,我知道就算這樣也是有人能諒解,只是我也不想走到那步,很尷尬
要忍耐!人生的磨練即將展開!畢竟爽日子也過了不少了

2009年1月22日 星期四

懲罰盜刷的方法是打折??!!@@




TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Homegoods, AJ Wright在1/22有一天的全館85折,含清倉品。

這個促銷,是因為他們之前用無線網路傳輸刷卡資料,被攔截盜刷,法院要求的懲罰。

太屌了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




UPDATE

On September 2, 2008, the Court entered a judgment granting final approval to the settlement. Final claim determinations are expected in 2009.

Please note also that, with respect to the Special Event referenced in the settlement notice and this website, the Court’s judgment provides as follows: “The storewide sale – while of course permissible at the option of TJX – shall not be, nor be represented to be an aspect of the settlement.” While no longer part of the Court-ordered settlement, TJX intends to proceed with the systemwide, storewide sale in 2009.


The purpose of this website is to inform you of a settlement involving The TJX Companies, Inc. and Fifth Third Bancorp (“Defendants”) in a class action lawsuit involving shoppers in the United States, Puerto Rico and Canada about computer system intrusions into personal and financial information.

The lawsuit challenges TJX’s practices regarding the prior retention of customers’ personal information on its computer system. Plaintiffs claim that Defendants failed to adequately safeguard that system and, as a result, unauthorized people gained access to customers’ personal and financial information. Specifically, Plaintiffs allege that TJX failed to maintain adequate security for credit and debit card information, check transaction information, and driver’s license or government identification information. According to Plaintiffs, TJX’s inadequate security measures and Fifth Third’s inadequate monitoring of TJX allowed unauthorized people to access and steal this information to commit fraud and identity theft.

The Defendants deny all of Plaintiffs’ claims, including denying that TJX adequately failed to safeguard its computer system, and say that they did nothing wrong. Specifically, Defendants disagree with the allegations and say that they have many defenses, that they are not liable to Plaintiffs, and that Plaintiffs are not entitled to any money or benefits from this litigation.

The Court did not decide in favor of Plaintiffs or the Defendants. Instead, both sides agreed to settle this case to avoid the cost and risk of a trial. The settlement does not mean that any law was violated or that the Defendants did anything wrong. The Defendants deny all legal claims in this case. The Class Representatives and their lawyers think the settlement is best for all Settlement Class Members. The Court has approved the settlement.

The Court decided that the Settlement Class includes anyone in the United States (including the District of Columbia), Puerto Rico or Canada who made a purchase or return at certain TJX stores, had or allege having personal or financial data stolen or placed at risk of being stolen from TJX’s computer system, and who were or may be damaged or who allege they were damaged from this intrusion. For a listing of the TJX stores involved please click here.

The settlement offers vouchers, cash benefits, credit monitoring, identity theft insurance, and reimbursements to eligible people affected by the intrusion(s). Additionally, TJX has taken steps to enhance the security of its computer system. To make a claim, you must complete and submit the appropriate claim form and required documentation. If you are eligible for credit monitoring and identity theft insurance, you will be told how to sign-up for them in a separate letter mailed to you on February 29, 2008. The claim forms are available here. . Please read the instructions on the appropriate claim form carefully, fill out the claim form(s), attach the required documentation and mail it postmarked no later than the applicable deadline to TJX Settlement, PO Box 3775, Portland, OR 97208-3775. Click here to see a list of the deadlines.

If you would like additional information about the settlement in this class action lawsuit in the form of frequently asked questions (FAQs), please click here .



2009年1月3日 星期六

誰說泡假牙的水不能喝

想像一下拿牛奶去冰,騙朋友喝掉
對方發現喝到"假牙水"會是怎樣的表情…冏……

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這組餅乾做出來的成品也太搞笑了吧
擺明要做出一堆NG人形餅乾
每次看美國人賣東西,都被他們的創意打敗

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